This week the tea party nation went on strike against the Obama administration, taking Ayn Rand’s character Ellis Wyatt (or at least a movie portrait of him) as their example. Because they were declaring a strike, small business owners were told not to hire another employee until the evil abomination Obama was removed from office.
I find this ironic, in part, because when I was younger, and being raised Baptist Preacher’s Kid (BPK), the works of Ayn Rand were considered to be heresy of the first order, following only Mormonism. Actually, Catholicism was the primary heresy, but since it wasn’t contemporary but a deviant belief developed in the days of the early church, it fell into a category all its own.
Here were the contemporary heresies, in order, based on real books I was told to read by Sunday School teachers and other authorities:
- Ayn Rand
- Christian Science
- Church of Christ
- The members who used to be members of our church before the church split
What this means is that Christians in the Republican Party are now quoting the works of Ayn Rand (an athiest) and preparing to vote for Romny (a Mormon) to remove Obama from office. This is, in part, justified because Obama lies about being a Christian. If he wasn’t lying he wouldn’t be a Democrat, keep his clearly Moslem name, and care about the poor and those without health care.
Nor can I think of anything more Christian than refusing to hire workers who need a job to prove a political point.
In essence, what the tea party has declared is that Obama has caused the loss of American jobs, and the best way to get those jobs back is to stop creating jobs. Which is exactly what Jesus would do. You can look it up in his Sermon on the Mount (or the plain, depending on which Gospel you’re reading).
- Blessed are the loud and obnoxious because they will dominate air time.
- Blessed are the job creators because they should be free of taxation.
- Blessed are the rich because they are entitled to everything they have.
- Blessed are those who are not rich but who vote in the interests of the rich because they will get jack in return.
- Blessed are those whose views are entrenched because they will budgeth not even slightly, but/li>
- Cursed are those in need who protest their condition.
- Cursed are the poor and underemployed because they deserve their fate.
- Cursed are those without health insurance because if they would get jobs they wouldn’t need it.
- Cursed are those who expect the rich to pay taxes for they are only hurting themselves.
Who would really stop employing people to advance her own agenda? Ayn Rand, who once said (to Playboy magazine among others) that charity is anything but moral. If you want to help out someone who deserves your help, fine, but you’re not even obligated to help the deserving. To help the poor is just wrong.
I think it’s time to admit the tea party has far more in common with Ayn Rand than Jesus.
Speaking of modern day heresies, the rapture returned on Friday.
Oh, wait. No, it didn’t.
After postponing the rapture from May 21 to October 21, God put it off indefinitely. Family Radio is recalculating the date and will get back to us when Jesus lets them know.
All of which goes to show that Kurt Vonnegut was right: earthlings have no immunity to cuckoo ideas. Sure, he would have included Christianity as one of those ideas, and it’s sad to listen to so many Christians who lend credibility to that conclusion.
So here is the most cuckoo idea of all floating around right now, and I’m going to keep harping on it until the Democrats finally get it through their heads that they need to be saying this too:
Cutting taxes will not create jobs. Nor is it an article of the Christian faith. It was an article of George Bush’s faith. George Bush claimed that we should cut taxes to create jobs, and we did. The economy finally recovered but it was a jobless recovery.
Yes, businesses earned more money, but any jobs they created went overseas. Why? Because the tax breaks helped them profit by relocating plants and infrastructure. In fact, by the end of eight years of tax cuts, we were on the verge on another depression and losing millions of jobs.
Job losses stabilized under the Obama administration.
So what is the Republican plan? Cut taxes more.
So let’s face the facts about three cuckoo ideas that people have clearly no immunity to:
- Ayn Rand’s economics aren’t Christian.
- The world was never going to end on October 21, or May 21 for that matter.
- Cutting taxes will never create jobs. At least not in America.
And then there’s another fact: “The Democrats are never going to dispel voters of the belief that they are killing jobs and ruining Christianity until they start repeating those facts over and over and over again.” And over again. And again and then some more.
A student once told me that it drove her crazy that I would repeat assignments and important ideas over and over and over again on every page of my syllabus and three or four times in every class. She said she was smart enough to get it the first time.
Then I broke the class into small groups. Later she came back to me and said, “I was wrong. You didn’t repeat things often enough.”
So let me repeat again:
- Tea party politics come straight from Ayn Rand, not the Bible.
- Jesus will not give Family Radio the heads up on the end of the world.
- Cutting taxes will not create jobs.
- Democrats need to start repeating the last item over and over and over again.
- And again and several times more every day from now until the election.
In fact they should go ahead and have six dozen debates between the 2016 candidates between now and election day so they can get on CNN and repeat that cutting taxes will not create jobs over and over and over again.
And if they want to point out some of the other dumb things Bachmann, Perry, Cain and even Romney say, that couldn’t hurt either.